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CARS WORLD

by The Neo-Futurists

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Fantasy Car 00:55
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Infiniti Q45 01:24
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TransVan SportsMan. Tan Trans Camper Van. Trans Man Sports Van. Three thousand five hundred dollars. What are you lookin for? I’d love to make this classic yours. it’s a Trans Man Sports Van. You’ll be glad u did!
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fellow wisconsin dells expats and others, WELCOME to the original wisconsin duck experience. my name’s not important and godwilling i’ll be ur duckboat seller today. see any gators round the side of the boat and ill be ur gator rastler too long as u buy the duckboat! this thing can go half on land half on water and there’s no windows in this thing so suck in all the air u can swallow this duck boat measures in at 32 feet long, 9 feet tall and 8feet 2 inches wide and 7 and a half tons, it goes 50miles an hour on land 11 and a half on water and around 250mph right off the edge of this cliff up here. besides the driver and passenger, as u can all tell, all the seats in the vehicle are benches. there are floatation devices above ur head but there ARE NO SEATBELTS oop there’s some deer over here. reminder that there are no windows, we’re moving right along AHOY we’ve reached the other half of the duckboat experience, w a t e r. reminder to keep ur belongings and loved ones inside the boat at all times as there are no windows and i’ve let go of the wheel so we ARE floating to the bottom. i do like to goof. one thing we don’t like to talk about on this tour but i feel obligated to say is the maker of this particular duckboat was quite the eccentric character. he made sure that this specific duckboat would require beside the obvious neccessites of wheel, tires, a motor, etc, a to scale metal replica of a duck vagina at an anatomically analogous spot. he was once famously quoted as saying “if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, weighs 7 and a half tons, costs 150,000 and has a corkscrew penis, it’s the original wisconsin duck” u heard that right. this duck is part of a set. the maker of this particular duck owned the second one in the pair and chose to be buried in it viking style upon his death in 2009. This duck boat was made for a wife that he never ended up having. so we gotta sell it. yeah. we gotta sell it. any offers on this duckboat?
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subugati 00:11
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show me someone who hasn't scream-cried in their four door sedan after midnight and i will show you someone who has lived a very very blessed life. when i went to the dealership with my mom in 2009 and she bought the Buick Lucerne, I didn't know that so many years later she still wouldn't know how to pronounce Buick. Bjork. Bjork. Bjork. I also didn't know that car would become a coffin for my farts and tears.
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these cars. 00:20
these cars fuck
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it's the car that jack and rose had sex in in titanic. yep. we got that car too, come on down to cars world.
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Kansas. Very Solid. New paint on the floor. New tittle.
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Car(cinogen) 00:21
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Frog's Sled 01:19
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k a c h o w 01:05
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released June 4, 2021

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